July 10, 2005

Kerry: I asked you to put the sheets in the washing machine.
Sam: I did.
Kerry: But you didn't start the washing machine.
Sam: You didn't ask me to start it.

Sam: Last year Leigh and I each gave each other hour long massages.
Kerry: An hour long massage? I never get hour long massages.
Sam: Well, I'm sure if you asked Leigh really nicely…

Sam: Will you marry me?
Kerry: Are you kidding?
Sam: No.
Kerry: No, wait, are you serious?
Sam: Yes.
Kerry: Really?

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