October 14, 2005

Sam stuck a very large suction cup to my forehead last night.

October 15, 2005

The guy at the bagel place asked me if I had been in a motorcycle accident. I think if I fell off a motorcycle and onto my head, it would leave more of a mark.

October 16, 2005

Hickey Update: There is still a very large and very circular hickey in the middle of my forehead.

October 17, 2005

I've never really been a fan of hickeys. This pretty much settles it.