Sam stuck a very large suction cup to my forehead last night.
The guy at the bagel place asked me if I had been in a motorcycle accident. I think if I fell off a motorcycle and onto my head, it would leave more of a mark.
Hickey Update: There is still a very large and very circular hickey in the middle of my forehead.
I've never really been a fan of hickeys. This pretty much settles it.